But when that day comes, here are six brilliant ways to repurpose your perineal bottle:
1. Rinsing baby's hair
Whether in the bathtub or sink, the flow from the peri bottle is controllable, gentle and the perfect amount to get out the soap.
2. Drawing/spelling on snow
Fill the bottle with water and a few drops of food colouring and you have a fun winter art project on your hands!
3. Watering sprouting seeds
Seeds need very regular, very light watering when they're showing their first delicate sprouts. Peri flow is a perfect option!
4. Portable kid bidet
No child learns how to wipe 100% the first thousand times. Sometimes a little water can help.
5. Bath toy
6. Cleaning belly buttons
For adults and babies alike. Keep it fresh!
What uses have you discovered for your second career perineal bottle? Do share!